As part of a club of academic folk that make it our business to declare the presence and propensity - if not potency - of a new worldview on the market, permit me, as the president of this happy gang of some, to declare that we have found a new worldview in our midst ...
"PAN-MOM-MA-ISM"
The main doctrine of this worldview is the simple but existentially important claim, "All is mommy, and mommy is all."
No doubt, the worldview is as old as the concept of mommy itself.
SIG has been caught-up in this attractive wave of thinking for sometime. But there appears to be evidence that he has now become a devotee of pan-mom-ma-ism, choosing to adopt and adapt his life to its main doctrine. He lives rather consistently with his worldview, never forsaking an object of his intention in order to note that such and such is "mom-ma!" and over there is "mom-ma," and that hairy guy holding him - you know, the guy with the rhythmic lips - he's also "mom-ma." There you have it, pan-mom-ma-ism at work.
We are pleased to offer this Public Service Announcement, which is a further division of our worldview discernment ministry.
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